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lordofthejohnlock:

I should really stop making these but I really can’t.

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The Evolution of the Iron Man suits

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archivesofgallifrey:

sitting in class. teacher is pulling up different archive websites. one comes up with a banner of a hedgehog.

i said “aw, hedgehog. i like hedgehogs.”

she responded “i prefer otters”

and i literALLY DON’T KNOW IF SHE WAS MAKING A SHERLOCK REFERENCE OR NOT.

I DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO RESPOND. I JUST KIND OF

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thegestianpoet:

thegestianpoet:

i’m just still so entertained by this

i really am

i want to put this on job applications

oh no is this making the rounds again help

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freecocaine:

#WHO IS HE LOOKING AT LMFAO

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# I WATCH FOR THE PLOT

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• 1. Tony is not allowed to replace the entire contents of the cafeteria with pop-tarts just because Thor has declared it the ‘food of the gods.’
• 2. Natasha is not allowed to interrogate new S.H.I.E.L.D. employees and dispose of the ones she deems unworthy.
• 3. Clint is not allowed to continue insisting that is the final step of the interview process to terrified new hires.
• 4. Tony is not allowed to broadcast sing-along songs into the Hulk-cage, no matter amusing he finds teaching Hulk “Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn around”
• 5. Clint is not allowed to put the security feed of the Hulk’s Teddy Bear dance on Youtube.
• 6. Bruce is not allowed to hack into personnel files to look up blackmail material on Director Fury.
• 7. Tony is not allowed to insist that he’s already done so and that Fury’s middle name is Rainbow Sprinkles…. Because it isn’t.
• 8. Thor is not allowed to be naked at Headquarters. Ever.
• 9. Steve is not allowed to address any female S.H.I.E.L.D. agents as ‘little lady,’ ‘broad,’ or ‘dame.’ It only ends in getting slapped.
• 10. Agent Coulson’s name isn’t “Mom.”
• 11. Director Fury should never again be addressed as “Dad”
• 12. Agent Hill is not the Avenger’s wicked stepmother.
• 13. Clint is not allowed to lurk in the shadowy rafters spying on people, unless specifically instructed to do so for an official S.H.I.E.L.D. sanctioned mission.
• 14. ‘Operation Irritate the Fuck Out of Nick Fury’ is not an official mission, no matter what Tony or Natasha say to the contrary.
• 15. Debriefings should not be preceded by tequila shots.
• 16. Debriefings should not be followed by tequila shots.
• 17. There are to be no shots of any kind during debriefings.
• 18. Thor and Hulk will wait to fight until after the battle is over.
• 19. Tony Stark is not God’s gift to women.
• 20. The Avengers do not need matching uniforms.
• 21. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to have a contest to see who can make a bigger “boom” in the lab.
• 22. Thor is not allowed to join in and make the biggest boom with his hammer.
• 23. The Avengers will not be celebrating Steve’s 94th birthday.
• 24. The laboratory is not Tony and Bruce’s ‘Super Secret Genius Clubhouse.’ They are not allowed to bar entry to employees based on IQ test results.
• 25. The Avengers are not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
• 26. Iron Man is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
• 27. Tony Stark is not making a promotional pin-up calendar. Or a sex tape.
• 28. Thor is not allowed to ‘bring down the wrath of Odinson’ on the person who ate the last package of pop-tarts.
• 29. Pants are not optional at team meetings.
• 30. ‘Pepper said it was okay’ is not a good enough reason to defy a director order from command.
• 31. The words “What’s the worst that could happen?” are never to be uttered on a mission ever again.
• 32. MC Hammer did not write Thor a theme song.
• 33. Gumby is not the love child of Bruce Banner and Reed Richards.
• 34. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to impersonate members of the clergy ever again. Ever.
• 35. Blasting ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’ at top volume into Bruce’s room on loop overnight is not an effective way to suppress the Hulk.
• 36. Hawkeye is not sitting in the rafters waiting to pick off people playing Galaga on their computer during work hours.
• 37. Tony is not allowed to bribe Natasha and Clint to physically, emotionally or psychologically torture General Ross for being ‘a great big douchebucket’ and ‘being mean to Brucie-kins.’
• 38. Steve is ‘Captain America’ not ‘Captain New York and those 49 other, lesser states.’
• 39. ‘Hulk SMASH!’ is not an effective diplomatic policy.
• 40. Tony is not allowed to buy the Dodgers and move them back to Brooklyn to apologize for lighting Steve’s hair on fire.
• 41. The phrase ‘Trust me, I’m a doctor’ never leads anywhere good.
• 42. It is not funny to dare Bruce to drink three quarts of green food coloring before a urine test.
• 43. Steve is not to be introduced as ‘Captain Tightpants’ or ‘The All-American Virgin.’
• 44. The Avengers do not ‘charge into battle, naked like the Celts.’ Except for The Hulk. Sometimes.
• 45. Natasha’s glare is not in fact fatal. Tony is not allowed to continue implying that it is.
• 46. Tony is not allowed to convince Bruce to help him make death ray goggles so that it will be.
• 47. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow the American government, just because they didn’t like the results from the last election.
• 48. The Avengers are not allowed to overthrow any government, without checking in with S.H.I.E.L.D. first.
• 49. Clint is not allowed to sell Thor any ‘magic beans.’
• 50. Natasha and Clint are not allowed to try to sell Tony to another planet, even if they are promised really cool new weapons in exchange.
• 51. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go to any science conferences without a chaperone.
• 52. A robot Tony built does not count as a chaperone.
• 53. Nikola Tesla is not a vampire being held in the bowels of S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters.
• 54. Tony and Bruce are not allowed to go searching for him in the name of Science!
• 55. Clint’s super-power is not ‘being super-annoying.’
• 56. The following words and phrases are never to be uttered over communication devices during an active mission ever again: “Exploring sexuality,” “Necrophilia,” “It’s getting hot in herr, so take off all your clothes,” “I hate everyone on this mission and I wish they’d die in a fire,” “Nick Fury can go suck on a big bag of sausages,” references to Bruce’s giant stash of weed, mention of anyone’s erection, or “Shawarma.”
• 57. If it makes Tony giggle for more than 30 seconds, it isn’t allowed.
• 58. If it makes Natasha crack a smile, it’s probably illegal.
• 59. Thor taking Jane to see Asgard does not count as an alien abduction. Clint should stop referring to it as such.
• 60. Just because Bruce agreed to work in Tony’s lab, does not mean he needs to get a “Property of Stark Industries” tattoo.
• 61. Tony is not allowed to design a robot to draw said tattoo on Bruce when he falls asleep in the lab.
• 62. Post-mission reports to Director Fury should not start out ‘So let me explain…’

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captainmoi:

George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters

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bemusedlybespectacled:

ramoorebooks:

opinionatedlez:

Here are some awesome and empowering quotes from several very strong female celebrities. 

And Kristen Stewart.

No, you know what? Fuck you.

Let me tell you about Kristen Stewart.

Let’s talk about how she’s the centerpiece of one of the most inexplicably popular misogynistic pieces of film shit and somehow gets blamed for it sucking, despite the fact that, hey, the books were actually worse. For those who were lucky enough to escape reading the actual books, her apparent lack of emotion is 100% accurate to Bella’s character, because Bella is in fact not a character but a blank white wall for fourteen-year-old girls to project themselves onto. Robert Pattinson is not the only one in the cast who hates Twilight, thank you.

Let’s talk about how she got crucified in the media for having an affair with a married man, when that man was her director. And let’s remember that she was called all manner of things for “ruining her relationship with RPattz” when she wasn’t even engaged to the dude, let alone married with kids. But oh no, she gets called a slut because she’s Kristen Stewart, she gets her career fucked because she’s Kristen Stewart, and the dude gets off scott free.

Let’s talk about how she is incredibly shy and anxious (rather, incidentally, like Chris Evans) but does film anyway, because she’s just that awesome.

Fuck your noise. She’s not the best actor in the world but she sure as hell doesn’t deserve that kind of shit.

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cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

“And then there’s this asshole”

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